Archive for the ‘mayhem’ Category

Patrick Lee’s first NYC solo art show on Thursday, April 22 from 6 - 8PM

Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

My good friend Patrick Lee is having his first solo art show, opening today, April 22 from 6 - 8PM @ Ameringer, McEnery, Yohe Gallery in New York City, 525 West 22nd Street New York, NY 10011.

Patrick is displaying is photorealistic pencil drawings of thugs he has photographed and drawn. They are truly amazing in scale and detail.

The show runs from April 22 - May 28, 2010, so if you are in NYC, you should not miss it.

Parick Lee Art Opening

Gaybama!

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Every time I pass through the checkout aisle, I can’t help myself, but I HAVE to take a look at the tabloids, which are usually good for a chuckle or two. Last night I couldn’t help myself, I had to push a handicapped Armenian woman out of the way and block her from piling her groceries on the conveyer to snap a quick one of the latest BREAKING NEWS… Obama is GAY! And Michelle, bless her heart, is covering up for him.

You know, its about time… I was kinda waiting for this shoe to drop. I mean, come on… He’s “effete,” he’s “poised,” and according to gay-lover Sean Penn… he’s “elegant.” I love my gay president (but not in a gay-way) and we should all be so lucky to have a beard with such awesome arms.

Traditional Marriage?

Monday, June 1st, 2009

via Frank

Join the Impact National Protest for Gay Rights - Nov 15 @ 10:30a PT

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

The last week has been a rollercoaster of emotion for me. It was brilliant to see Obama win the Presidency on election night, but my elation was dampened by the passing of Prop 8 here in California, when MY civil rights were voted away. So its time to GET ACTIVE!

I am proud and energized by the activism that has been ignited in my friends and community to speak out to win back our civil rights. My friends around me are awakened to a new power: joining groups, emailing friends and family, sending alert text messages and boycotting local businesses who supported Prop 8. Seeing the growing protests nearly every day since the election is amazing. Last weekend 12,500 people marched in Silverlake, 10,000 marched in San Diego, thousands in San Francisco, Long Beach, Sacramento and many other cites here in California. This is the way to bring our message to the people.

This Saturday is a coordinated national action that will take place simultaneously in over 80 cites across the country. Join the Impact and get out there to raise your voice in support of gay rights. I’ll be at city hall here in Los Angeles. Get off your ass and get out there… we must be heard!

Fight the H8!

Join the Impact National Protest for Gay Rights
November 15, 2008 @ 10:30a PT / 1:30p ET
jointheimpact.com 

Find your local rally here!

Video of Cameraman Assaulted by Sacha Baron Cohen’s Film Crew at Dueling Prop 8 Rallies

Tuesday, November 4th, 2008

Here’s the video I promised you folks from Mike Skiff of the No on Prop 8 rally that was in downtown LA on Sunday, November 2, 2008. The No on 8 rally spontaneously marched from Pershing Square to City Hall to confront the Yes on 8 rally, which was being punked by Sasha Baron Cohen acting as Bruno. Bruno had infiltrated the Yes on 8 side to get footage for the new Bruno movie they are filming. Mike recognized Cohen, who was even calling into a megaphone, and exposed him to the police, the news media and the protesters. Cohen’s crew was upset with Mike for ruining the shoot and they assaulted him and intimidated him as he attempted to document their involvement.

Check out Mike Skiff’s work here at thirdrailmedia.com.

No on 8 Rally Downtown LA

Sunday, November 2nd, 2008

Yeti Jim here liveblogging from downtown LA in Pershing Square at the No on 8 Rally sponsored by Roots of Equality.

1:47p - There are about 300 people at the corners of 6th and Olive. Everyone has a sign and the cars driving by and honking sends the crowd into roaring cheers and “No on 8″ chants.

The crowd is growing as more and more people arrive. There will be speakers soon. The mood is cheerful!

3:47p - The No on 8 Rally spontaneously turned into a march to City Hall where the proponents of Prop 8 have assemled in their own rally. We marched up Broadway with police escort chanting “No on 8, Stop the Hate!”

3:58p - Now we are standing across from city hall assembled on Spring St at 1st. The Yes on 8 rally people are across 1st St in the lawn of city hall. There is a line of police filling the street separating us from them.

5:00p - I’m tired and sore and extremely fulfilled from the rally. We are on the way home and I just took a call from my documentarian friend Mike Skiff who was at the rally taking video footage, as he usually does for all the local political events. I guess we just missed it, but Sasha Baron Cohen showed up on the Yes on 8 side, pranking them and adding to the confusion. Mike started shooting the entire scene and Cohen’s production crew began to assault Mike, thowing him around and shaking him up. Mike got the entire thing on video. He was very upset and unsure what to do next. He is okay and uninjured, which I’m glad for. I’ve encouraged him to post the footage to YouTube and I’ll post it here if he does.

Wow, that was a wacky turn of events!

12:00a - Mike Skiff decided to file a police report about his “Hollywood Mugging” by Sacha Baron Cohen’s crew, saying:

The more I think about it, what really burns me is that Bruno Productions is leaching off a civil rights moment, only to make money off of it much later.

Apparently Mike was the only one there who knew who Sacha Baron Cohen was. Not the Yes on 8 crowd, not the other media and not the police. Mike exposed Bruno, yelling it out to everyone and busted up Bruno’s punking.

Halloween costume ideas!

Wednesday, October 29th, 2008

Rev. Jeremiah Wright: Cut up some old, colorful Zuba pants and wear them as robes. Yell and scream absurdities all night about a more perfect union. Randomly yell OBAMA! into people’s ears. Learn the catchphrases. Duck for cover.

The Economy: Tape some money and stock certificates to your clothes and then randomly throughout the night fall straight to the ground. Take time getting up.

Casey Anthony: Dress like a slut. Bring a small doll to the party and bury her under the couch. Drink all night, take pictures, and have the night of your life. Call the party host a month later and report you may have left your daughter there and if you didn’t, a Spanish babysitter has her.

A celeb kid: Dress as a Jolie-Pitt kid. There are so many you could probably get mistaken for one. Deck yourself out in Baby Gap and look adorable. (This would only work for people of ethnicity.) How about Suri Cruise? The cutest little angel that in vetro and Xenu could ever produce. How about a Spears kid? Just wander around the party all night looking for your parents. Like the numerous bastard children in Hollywood, the possibilities are endless.

Online predator: Throw on a huge baggy sweatshirt and cargo shorts. Carry a bottle of Mad Dog 40/40 and a pack of condoms in your pocket. Wander around the party asking women their age, sex and location and tell them all the nasty things you want to do to them. Then follow it up with and LOL, wink or smiley face. But stay out of the kitchen…

John Edwards: Find a female friend. Dress her up in hospital scrubs. Drag her around the party while hitting on other women. Tell people she’s fine and you’re only flirting.

Heath Ledger: The Joker will be huge but don’t be just like the rest. Actually be Heath Ledger: don’t show up to any parties, don’t answer your door or phone, just lay in bed and wait for someone to show up.

–Thanx Chris Illuminati @ phillyBurbs.com!

As If You Need Another Reason to Grow a Mustache…

Monday, October 27th, 2008

In an effort to build awareness around prostate cancer, November is National Grow-A-Mustache Month, also known as Movember (’mo’ is Australian slang for moustache).

Although 75% of most Yeti Hunters already sport facial hair of one configuration or another, we’d like to officially encourage all of our male readers to take November as a chance to let your inner mustache run free.

Hate it? Shave it off if you don’t like it. Love it? Wear it proudly, as men should.

Movember.com

McCainzilla stalkz Obama

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

Reuters photo via HuffPost taken after the 3rd debate, 10/15/2008. Really.

UPDATE: It seems I’m not the only one having fun with McCainzilla. via Hank.

Yes on Prop 2: Please read

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Prop 2 is a November ballot measure that seeks to prohibit the most abusive factory farming practices in California and ensure modest animal welfare standards for farm animals by allowing them simply to turn around and stretch their limbs.

“Thousands of Californians who care about preventing animal cruelty and promoting food safety have thrown their support behind Prop 2,” said Jennifer Fearing, YES! on Prop 2 campaign manager. “The opponents of this modest reform are just a handful of miserly corporate interests that put their profits ahead of consumers and animals. But real people understand that all animals deserve humane treatment, including animals raised for food.”

As of September 30, the YES! on Prop 2 campaign has raised approximately $6.6 million. The donations include funds from The Humane Society of the United States and nine other animal protection organizations, as well as nearly 17,000 gifts from individual donors, with an average gift of $134. Of the individuals who have donated, 63 percent are Californians.

On the other side, the No campaign has reported 172 donations from factory farming corporations, totaling $6.9 million for an average gift of $40,285. Only 36 of these donations, or 21 percent, came from California companies. The contributions come from some of the most disreputable factory farms throughout the nation that have a sordid history of abusing animals, damaging the environment, and misleading and gouging consumers.

Prop 2 is supported by The Humane Society of the United States, the California Veterinary Medical Association, the Center for Food Safety, the ASPCA, the Consumer Federation of America, the Center for Science in the Public Interest, the United Farm Workers, Farm Sanctuary, the Cesar Chavez Foundation, California Council of Churches IMPACT, Republican and Democratic elected officials, hundreds of California veterinarians, family farmers, religious leaders, and many others.