Gaybama!
Every time I pass through the checkout aisle, I can’t help myself, but I HAVE to take a look at the tabloids, which are usually good for a chuckle or two. Last night I couldn’t help myself, I had to push a handicapped Armenian woman out of the way and block her from piling her groceries on the conveyer to snap a quick one of the latest BREAKING NEWS… Obama is GAY! And Michelle, bless her heart, is covering up for him.
You know, its about time… I was kinda waiting for this shoe to drop. I mean, come on… He’s “effete,” he’s “poised,” and according to gay-lover Sean Penn… he’s “elegant.” I love my gay president (but not in a gay-way) and we should all be so lucky to have a beard with such awesome arms.
